February 1st, 2005
guards
last night, my room mate, kyle, was locked in the bathroom. no, not locked, but TRAPPED. 
kyle was finishing up on his bath and i could hear the door knob twisting and turning. making "doorknob" noises. i was watching TV and ren was drawing something for school. still, the "doorknob" noises kept on going. after like, 10 mins of the doorknob thing, kyle finally shouted, "hoy ren! buksan mo yung pinto!" we immediately approached the door and tried opening it. it seems that the knob was jammed or something. even normal pushing won't do.
that was around midnight i think. i went down to get some help. i talked to "kuya guard" and asked him if there was any maintainance guy still on duty. he asked if the type of knob was the keyless kind. i said, "yes" and he volunteered to fix it himself. he said that he fixed this kind of problem before.
off we went to kyle's aid.
but he cant fix it. there was something else wrong with the doorknob. he radioed the maintainance guy to come up. and he did. he had 2 screw drivers but he really cant do anything with them. he said that the best thing to do was to destroy the darn thing. but that would make a ruckus as it was midnight. he hesitated. no hammers. then they said that the best thing to do was break it open ala "police bust" style.
"kuya guard" radioed the other guard to come up because "mas malakas siya eh." "kuya guard" seemed more massive than this "other guard."
the maintainance guy said to "other guard" that the best spot to hit the door was near the doorknob because there were some hollow spots on the door. after little talk, "other guard" assumed perfect form as if he was going to a martial arts duel. he swung his foot towards the door and it didn't budge. "aba, matigas yung pinto," he said. and he quickly regained his stance and gave an even stronger kick. the door swung open and knocked down our rod where we hang our towels. i have never seen anything so cool in my life. haha. i thought all that martial arts technique was all a bunch of hogwash.
kyle was free! and we thanked the "other guard" who will be known as "van damme guard" hereafter.
yadda yadda.
morning came and it was time to go to school. got up. sleepily walked for my building. got to the entrance of my building. as i was entering, i showed my ID to the guard. "o, eto. masaya ka na? may ID na ako!" i said.
"nang-iinsulto ka ba?" he replied.
"hinde. tinatanong ko lang kung masaya ka na kasi may ID na ako. kahapon kasi hindi ka madaan sa mabuting usapan eh. masaya ka na ba?"
"ikaw... and yabang mo! nag-aaral ka pa lang ganyan ka na!" he frustatedly blurts out.
"nagtatanong lang ako kung masaya ka na. masama ba yun?" hahahahhaahahahha :lol: then i walk away.
"mahuli lang kitang walang ID!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
yadda yadda
3pm. i was with jonah. we were claiming our new and upgraded digital ID's and getting the propectus for the college of nursing for my uncle. after a hellish waiting period, we got our ID's and proceeded to the med building. upon entering, i asked the guard, "saan po pwede kumuha ng prospectus?"
"sa office." he replied.
"saan po yung office?" i answered back.
"doon." he said.
"umm, anong floor po?" i asked.
"ewan."
i just walked away. i didn't want to make a scene.
"
yun ah!" jonah said. i agree. 
security guards. can't live with them, can't live without them.

kyle was finishing up on his bath and i could hear the door knob twisting and turning. making "doorknob" noises. i was watching TV and ren was drawing something for school. still, the "doorknob" noises kept on going. after like, 10 mins of the doorknob thing, kyle finally shouted, "hoy ren! buksan mo yung pinto!" we immediately approached the door and tried opening it. it seems that the knob was jammed or something. even normal pushing won't do.
that was around midnight i think. i went down to get some help. i talked to "kuya guard" and asked him if there was any maintainance guy still on duty. he asked if the type of knob was the keyless kind. i said, "yes" and he volunteered to fix it himself. he said that he fixed this kind of problem before.
off we went to kyle's aid.
but he cant fix it. there was something else wrong with the doorknob. he radioed the maintainance guy to come up. and he did. he had 2 screw drivers but he really cant do anything with them. he said that the best thing to do was to destroy the darn thing. but that would make a ruckus as it was midnight. he hesitated. no hammers. then they said that the best thing to do was break it open ala "police bust" style.
"kuya guard" radioed the other guard to come up because "mas malakas siya eh." "kuya guard" seemed more massive than this "other guard."
the maintainance guy said to "other guard" that the best spot to hit the door was near the doorknob because there were some hollow spots on the door. after little talk, "other guard" assumed perfect form as if he was going to a martial arts duel. he swung his foot towards the door and it didn't budge. "aba, matigas yung pinto," he said. and he quickly regained his stance and gave an even stronger kick. the door swung open and knocked down our rod where we hang our towels. i have never seen anything so cool in my life. haha. i thought all that martial arts technique was all a bunch of hogwash.
kyle was free! and we thanked the "other guard" who will be known as "van damme guard" hereafter.

yadda yadda.
morning came and it was time to go to school. got up. sleepily walked for my building. got to the entrance of my building. as i was entering, i showed my ID to the guard. "o, eto. masaya ka na? may ID na ako!" i said.
"nang-iinsulto ka ba?" he replied.
"hinde. tinatanong ko lang kung masaya ka na kasi may ID na ako. kahapon kasi hindi ka madaan sa mabuting usapan eh. masaya ka na ba?"

"ikaw... and yabang mo! nag-aaral ka pa lang ganyan ka na!" he frustatedly blurts out.
"nagtatanong lang ako kung masaya ka na. masama ba yun?" hahahahhaahahahha :lol: then i walk away.
"mahuli lang kitang walang ID!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
yadda yadda
3pm. i was with jonah. we were claiming our new and upgraded digital ID's and getting the propectus for the college of nursing for my uncle. after a hellish waiting period, we got our ID's and proceeded to the med building. upon entering, i asked the guard, "saan po pwede kumuha ng prospectus?"
"sa office." he replied.
"saan po yung office?" i answered back.
"doon." he said.
"umm, anong floor po?" i asked.
"ewan."
i just walked away. i didn't want to make a scene.
"
yun ah!" jonah said. i agree. 
security guards. can't live with them, can't live without them.
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